Anonymous: "#imagine if joe biden were on a bill" PLEASE

shhhh just imagine

does anyone know a good site to find cheap flights from????

lesbianvenom replied to your post: anonymous asked:wait so are you h…

eli don’t u know either u r gay or u r homophobic

ah, yes. we are all stamped either one or the other at birth. doctors pull children from the womb to announce whether it is gay or a homophobe.

lesbianvenom replied to your post: lesbianvenom replied to your post: oka…

macklemore: *puts ”’gay rights”’ btwn his teeth* it’s a metaphor, hazel grace. for all the money i’m making doing absolutely nothing for the queer community.


Anonymous: i just meant in general. are u gay or homophobic

i’m not homophobic does that mean i have to be gay like does it really matter…….

Anonymous: wait so are you homophobic or are you gay? im a little confused here

????? i don’t understand what you’re referring to? if you’re talking about my reply to my friend i’m pretty sure we were discussing jokes about straight guys who say no homo…

“Greed, envy, sloth, pride and gluttony: these are not vices anymore. No, these are marketing tools. Lust is our way of life. Envy is just a nudge towards another sale. Even in our relationships we consume each other, each of us looking for what we can get out of the other. Our appetites are often satisfied at the expense of those around us. In a dog-eat-dog world we lose part of our humanity.” — Jon Foreman 

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lesbianvenom replied to your post: okay everyone needs to calm down with …

one was a no homo joke though two birds w 1 stone

i havent seen that one i just saw like 800 other ones sadly…maybe if there were one about macklemoré tho

why waste time thinking up a metaphor joke when you can join or view the male crop top trend instead

okay everyone needs to calm down with these metaphor jokes


right now i’m about 95% sure i’m going to turkey right after graduation for a few weeks before i move to seattle. i’ve missed turkey ever since i came back to the states, aka before i started college, and now that i’m graduating it’s just something that i need to do and IM JUST REALLY REALLY EXCITED



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Anonymous: i was thinking today how much i want to be like you when i'm your age: smart, hardworking, multi-lingual, strong in faith and really really pretty. congrats on graduation!!

ahhh you are so sweet, i wish i were as cool as you make me sound haha :) thank you so much!